laura'scrack
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ever wondered what the buttcrack of dawn actually looks like? i woke up to it this morning and i thought a photo sesh was appropriate and necessary. needless to say, laura is one of my favorite people for moments such as this.
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katie
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Katie was playing with my phone one day and took this self-portrait. I'd say it's pretty telling in that she is a crazy lunatic. Well not really....well kind of...sometimes. ~shrug~
How to describe Katie? She is a total hypochondriac; she once seriously thought she had the scarlet fever. she's into punk music and lots of 80s stuff - i can't tell you how many times i've heard "when i think about you i touch myself" blasting from her room. we have two lectures together and our poli sci section together (it's funny cuz we usually get the same grades on everything). ummmmmmmmmm what other salient information can i provide? she's read the last unicorn, which i feel is one of the crowning achievments of the english language.
mommy
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Here is my mommy. She is beautiful, no? Now you can see where I get it from ~wink~. Juuuuuusssst kidding.
This is when we went to Cafe Ladro in Bothell. It used to be a Pier 1 Pizza and then I came home and it was suddenly a coffeehouse. I went to Pier 1 Pizza once, and the only thing I remember about it was that the chick working there was hella granola and had mad crazy armpit hair. props to her for being natural, i know i could never do that.
Anway, we went to Cafe Ladro and had some coffee w/ Sean. The coffee was okay, certainly not the best I've ever had, but not horrible. I would recommend the Lion's Den over Cafe Ladro. They have some of the smoothest coffee I've ever tasted.
nosepicker
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I found a few pictures from break on my phone today, so I thought I'd put them up.
This one is of Sean....picking his nose. He's a real charmer. That's why I'm dating him.
i go through these embarrassing periods where all i feel like listening to is awful but oh so good pop music. my guilty pleasure right now is kelly clarkson's "since u been gone." i made the mistake of leaving the suite door and my room door open while playing the song four times in a row. david was not too happy with me and i have to admit that i was thoroughly mortified. i like to pride myself in having refined tastes in music, but sometimes i just breakdown. come on now, you have to admit it's a pretty good song. and you can't honestly say that you haven't caught yourself passionately singing along. right?
Read More......i've been a bad little blogger. i went home for a week and didn't write a single blog. terrible, i know. but this is what i figure: life is what's happening while you're busy writing your blog. i suppose i could make a feeble attempt to sum up my week, but i've never been good at that type of stuff. perhaps i will mention a few interesting tidbits in future posts, but for now, i offer a few things that i was thinking about while i was on my way back to berkeley...
1. easter egg hunts are the shit. my mom hides eggs in the living room and tim and i scramble around to find them. the race is given a certain element of urgency and heightened competition by the fact that my mom gives us money instead of candy for the eggs we find. today was an easy $54. totally worth getting completely taken out by tim and smashing my shin into my basket. these things can get pretty brutal.
2. do men with beards have sex? well...of course they do. but i just can't imagine having sexual relations with a bearded man. stubble is itchy enough as it is, but can you imagine a beard??? i suppose you could have sex w/o the beard rubbing all over your face and what not, but it doesn't really sound that intimate, and isn't that what sex is all about?
3. if warm water is best for washing your hands and killing germs, then why do they automatic faucets in public restrooms use cold water? clearly the well-being of the general public is not the number one priority.
4. i'm reading this fantastic book that sean got me for christmas called a natural history of the senses. i'm on smell right now and let me tell you, it's fascinating. apparently there is some guy who theorizes that men only want to have sex with women because "women's wombs smell of herring brine, and men are trying to get back to the primordial ocean." there is some interesting shit in this book.
5. street people scare me. a lot. seriously, what is the deal with street people??
omg you have to check out alex's blog. i cannot boast anything as interesting as the conversation between andy and paul c. i promise you it will be worth your while, especially if you know paul c.
Read More......An attractive girl but not the cream of the crop.
Example: When Tom sees Juile at a club, He hollas at her because she looks good but then when he sees Becky he forgets all about Juile. At the end of the night Becky won't put out so he 'hollas back' at Juile.
Tyson was one bad ass cat. I didn't know him for very long but he always let me pet him and wouuld never scratch or bite me. They called him Tyson because he had a piece missing out of his ear. He used to meow outside of the window when Sean and I were trying to make out on his bed. And I've been told that Tyson used to lure the Mahoney's coy with his tail and then scoop them out of the pond. Devilish little cat. He was wonderfully mischievious and will be sorely missed. If there is a cat heaven, surely that's where Tyson is, scooping coy endlessly out of infinite ponds.
Read More......guess who got to see McQueen today? yeah, that would be me. inglemoor's MUN was down here for their conference and McQ and i went out and got some coffee. it was most excellent. and i got all the dirt on the teachers. ;)
Read More......i got frogger on my phone because i got sick of the NY Times Word Challenge game (which I was horribly bad at) and I need something to do when I soak my ear in sea salt water for 10 minutes every night (cartilege piercing). now the thing i never understood about frogger is, well...he's a frog right? and frogs are amphibious. so if frogger is a frog who is amphibious, then why, pray tell, does he die when he goes in the water??
Read More......i wanted to help children with aids and i wanted five flowers for a dollar. unfortunately, those flowers were daffodils. and as it turns out, daffodils aren't that pretty and they don't smell to good either. which leads me to believe that they are simply weeds that have escaped proper categorization and are existing under the misleading guise of flowers. but at least i helped children with aids.
Read More......laura has mono. i live with laura. sofia + roommate who has mono = not good for my hypochondria. katie is a total hypochondriac too. she once thought she had scarlet fever. katie and i came down with mono-like symptoms yesterday - sore throat, weird head feelings. i have been drinking water like a mad woman and taking an inordinate amount of pills - vitamin C and four echinacea pills daily. i'm praying that i don't have mono because i'm going home in less than two weeks and i'd really like to go home and makeout w/ my boyfriend. it's me against the mono now. or as katie aptly put it last night, mono y mono.
Read More......no sneezes in poli sci yet, BUT before you get too disappointed, i have a much better story.
katie and i stayed up very late last night writing poli sci essays so we were exhausted when we got to lecture. i was just sitting there trying to pay attention and at the beginning of class i had noticed that hisham, a fellow that lives on my floor and as laura says is "always up to no good," who was sitting infront of me (the auditorium has stadium-like seating, so you can see the computer screens anyone infront of your) was watching a video or something on his computer. a few minutes later i looked at his screen again and i thought i saw a girl fondling a guy lying down. sure enough, hisham was watching hard core porn in the middle of lecture. i turned to katie and asked her if hisham was watching porn cuz i just couldn't believe my eyes. we both sat there totally shocked as hisham proceeded to watch porn for the entire hour and a half. needless to say, i've never been so distracted in my life.
after class, katie and i were thoroughly distrubed and kind of disgusted. i mean, don't get me wrong, i do like a good porn now and then, but not at 9:30 in the morning and certainly not during class or in public for that matter. what we found out later was that hisham had been planning this whole thing for like a week because he wanted to see if anyone would tell him to turn it off. yeah fuck if anyone is going to tell him to turn it off. we were all staring with complete morbid fascination. at least i was. i mean...what?
so.
i'm sitting in my poli sci lecture, listening to professor karol lecture about political parties. katie and i discovered early in the semester that professor karol says bless you to people who sneeze. and it's really cool. so, my goal for the last month and half has been to sneeze very loudly and have prof. karol bless me. up to this point, i have wasted two good sneezes. my quest continues. i'll keep you updated.
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