mind reading

Have you ever thought about how freaking cool it would be if there was some machine recording everything you thought during the day? I don't know about everyone else, but I think about some funny stuff and crack myself up on a regular basis. Seriously, that would be so cool to come home and have some fax machine with a huge sheet of paper coming out of it with all the random things you'd thought. Not only would this be awesome, you'd probably be able to remember tons of important things. Someone should invent one of these things. Seriously. I would die of laughter. And I wouldn't have to write this blog.