As an unrepentant blasphemer, heretic, reformed and unconfirmed Catholic, unabashed enjoyer of schadenfreude, and general misanthrope, I've been asserting that I'm going straight to hell for years.
While the existence of hell—or heaven for that matter—is questionable in my own mind, I can now at least ponder my potential future eternal residence in the depths of hell thanks to the Dante's Inferno Test!
Ah, the fifth level of hell, home, sweet home! Nothing like paying for a vindictive and hateful life by spending the rest of eternity writhing furious and naked in the River Styx, tearing at my equally wrathful and gloomy neighbors, and gurgling my lamentations fruitlessly into the river's black mud. Hey, at least I don't have to wear clothes.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Low |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | High |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Moderate |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very Low |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | High |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Low |
| Level 7 (Violent) | High |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Moderate |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Moderate |
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
Find out where you've been banished to. Maybe we can gnaw on each other some time in the Styx.
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