library etiquette part 2

two things that you can do in a library without fearing retribution:

1) fart very loudly like the girl that was sitting next to me did then sit there frozen in sheer terror, then slowly look around to see if anyone is staring at you in disgust.

2) be a crazy looking old man - like a funky asian version of mr. burns w/ funky huge glasses straight outta the 80s and a puffy blue jacket, shuffling around looking all senile - walk by me, look over at me, make eye contact and then burp very very loudly.