i'm sorry, i just don't like them

top 5 reasons why i don't like jeep wranglers:

5) they are too boxy (what can i say? i drive a vw beetle)
4) they are LOUD
3) they don't have real windows
2) it's a bumpy ride
1) it's impossible to get in and out of with grace

top 5 reasons why i like jeep wranglers

5) my boyfriend loves his
4) my boyfriend loves his
3) my boyfriend loves his
2) my boyfriend loves his
1) my boyfriend loves his