14 January 2005

the long awaited something that we've been looking for

or whatever the beckett quote is.

so today alice, my other suitemate, moved in. we have been speculating what she will be like for the past 5 days. and for the past five days we have greatly anticipated her arrival. we had many theories about alice's character, but i think the theory we settled on was alice the one-legged crack whore. awful i know, but this is how we pass the time at berkeley...judging people before we even meet them. however, this particular scenario seemed to work especially well because john from across the hall is missing his roommate as well. so as our theory goes, matt is alice's pimp and they eloped together. he is a stern but loving master. alas, alice is nothing of the sort. she is a quiet and polite korean girl whose stuff smells kind of funny and is indeed what we most expected in our hearts.

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