03 March 2005

well that gives a new meaning to 'exhibitionist'

no sneezes in poli sci yet, BUT before you get too disappointed, i have a much better story.
katie and i stayed up very late last night writing poli sci essays so we were exhausted when we got to lecture. i was just sitting there trying to pay attention and at the beginning of class i had noticed that hisham, a fellow that lives on my floor and as laura says is "always up to no good," who was sitting infront of me (the auditorium has stadium-like seating, so you can see the computer screens anyone infront of your) was watching a video or something on his computer. a few minutes later i looked at his screen again and i thought i saw a girl fondling a guy lying down. sure enough, hisham was watching hard core porn in the middle of lecture. i turned to katie and asked her if hisham was watching porn cuz i just couldn't believe my eyes. we both sat there totally shocked as hisham proceeded to watch porn for the entire hour and a half. needless to say, i've never been so distracted in my life.

after class, katie and i were thoroughly distrubed and kind of disgusted. i mean, don't get me wrong, i do like a good porn now and then, but not at 9:30 in the morning and certainly not during class or in public for that matter. what we found out later was that hisham had been planning this whole thing for like a week because he wanted to see if anyone would tell him to turn it off. yeah fuck if anyone is going to tell him to turn it off. we were all staring with complete morbid fascination. at least i was. i mean...what?

1 comment:

Sean Mahoney said...

sofia is addicted to porn....hmmmm...i knew i liked that girl...i mean....